Ruin you wish!!

[oneofcuriousity]

Granted , but u can't work and so u can't get paid, u become poor.

I wish people would smile more

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, however every day is either Saturday or Sunday, there are no more Fridays, which are the pay check days for the majority, so no one gets paid, thus everyone has to stay at home and starve to death slowly as the electricity, gas and other utilities are turned off one by one since no one is paying those bills. In 2 months time the world is mostly decomposing humans who have died from lack of water or lack of food all because you - yes you, Wished for everyone to not get paid ever again.

I wish more corn had germinated in my garden this year....

[partisan]

Granted but beware the children of the corn and he that walks behind the rows

I wish i was a cat living on the greek islands.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted but you have fleas.

I wish the rain would stay away for a few days.

[ChrisD]

Granted but during those few days everything dries up and lights on fire but the rain's pissed that you wished it away and therefore doesn't come back to put out the hellish infernos out of spite.

I wish for 36 hour days.

[partisan]

Granted but the average work or school day is now 20hours!

I wish i was a train conductor.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Now understand that this is ruin your wish. My granting your wish in the way I am granting it is not to make light of a dark time in history - Well it is, but I'm just saying its not so I don't offend anyone.

Granted, you are a conductor of World War II German Freight Trains.


I wish for a larger......

[ChrisD]

.....Pineapple.

Ok, here you go:


I wish that the US and North Korea would just stop hating each other and their respective allies

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, As north Korea takes over the whole world we accept our Gracious Leader as our God and everyone is is very happy. Yes very happy. So happy we hold hands and smile adoring our Great Leader:



I wish I had more lemons on my lemon tree, sad story, I picked them all and made lemonade...

[ChrisD]

OK, you get lemons like this:



I wish fish could swim in the air so I could take my Oscar to school with me or take it for a walk