Ruin you wish!!

[Miles]

Granted, she loses her voice and in its place gains powers of extreme rancid flatulence.

It seems most of my wishes have come true. All I need now is for the fingers of a certain pacificalisexylicious man to join those of the elf, wolf, and owl amidst my locks and my dream will be complete.

[Beau]

Not sure who you are wishing for so you get Steve Buscemi instead.



I wish for a battle ax.

[elad12]

Granted, My mother should be arriving in about an hour

I wish I could be that certain pacificalisexylicious fox to join those of the elf, wolf, and owl amidst Miles locks

[partisan]

Granted, your in for it now miles! the fox, elve, wolf and owl are coming! :p

I wish i could levitate.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, however once you start you can never stop, and the more you try to go down the more up you go - oh and reverse psychology don't work either, thinking up only makes you go up faster. Eventually you levitate to such a height that you discover that thin boundary between Sky and Outer Space.

I wish I didn't wake up so early.... Darn sunlight streaming in so early now days.

[partisan]

^crickey, though if you burp or do a rasberry, it sends you back to earth right!

Granted you now wake up mid-day, dehydrated and when the suns at it peak.

I wish i had a castle and keep.

[PaulUK]

Well sure but it will have to be a Sandcastle. I wish i was a superhero.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted.

You are
Mister Meh: The one superhero who can never be truly defeated, because he actually doesn't give a rat's ass who wins.

For other choices: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Worst...f_All_Time

I was being nice, I assigned you #88....


They predict it will be 106F in this general area.... I wish it wasn't so hot.

[partisan]

Come to Kent, SIMPLES! It ain't that hot

I wish cash points expelled money randomly.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Where is Kent, do I know anyone there? Who would I do to while away the hours.. I mean what would I do.... :tongue:

Granted... Cash points spit out Canadian Pennies at random. (click the link for better understanding on how I ruined this wish).

I wish I had coffee...