Ruin you wish!!

[Beau]

Granted, but you are now in Russia where coffee has you!

I wish for a million dollars.

[partisan]

Granted but when you open the suitcase of bank notes, a dye bomb explodes, rendering the money useless and leaving you covered in permanent red

I wish i was a fluffy towell

[Lalo]

Granted. (No "ruin" necessary. That's enough punishment by itself.)

I wish that weekends were five days long and the work week was 2 days long.

[partisan]

Granted though by a signed petition you have to spend all weekend, every waking hour on GS, protecting and nurturing your GS pack, even the runts

I wish i got around primarily by zip wire.

[Lalo]

Granted though by a signed petition you have to spend all weekend, every waking hour on GS, protecting and nurturing your GS pack, even the runts

Awww...my little runt. You never have to worry. You are always part of my pack!

Anyway...

Granted! Your Zip-line runs from your house just across the street. That's it. Hope you weren't planning on travelling far!

I wish that I had the ability to transform my actual dreams into reality.

[partisan]

Granted though you develop insomnia and are too tired to enjoy all the wonderful things your dreams have to offer, like raining godiva chocolate and other things ",

I wish my new neighbour above me wasnt so heavy footed!

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, instead of gentle footfalls, now the sound you now hear is the heads of past neighbors bouncing and rolling on his floor.

I wish I was more morbid.

[trialbyerror]

Granted.
Then you bond for life with a gorgous elf who's into bondage & tickling
I wish to know what's to be of the gift offered long ago and not yet claimed

[Bowyn Aerrow]

You do understand that this is ruin your wish, and I am into Bondage, moderate S&M, tickling and all sorts of nasty kink.... Right???

Granted: I'm uncertain what this wish is about, so you get infinite witches.

I wish to be mauled by bears (manly bears) when ever I demand!

[partisan]

Granted but there care bears (yes care bears can be manly too) and a full-on punch in the face by a care bear is like being kissed by a cloud,it tickles a bit so i,ll give you that one ",

I wish i had a novelty toaster