Ruin you wish!!

[VileKyle]

Granted. You get the company of lesbians.

I wish I wasn't sick today.

[trialbyerror]

Thank you...

Thank you so very much!

Like a hole in the head, that I need...

Me, duckie, what's never in 55 years even seen a woman naked in the flesh...

I need that

Arrrrgh Quaaack Phisst!

I return the favor

Go get cryogenically frozen for a couple of centuries

That will sort us both out exy-kisses-smiley-

I wish today is a pleasant day, after yesterday, I need it

[Miles]

Not gonna ruin that one fella.

I read your thread but couldn't think of anything useful to say...so all I have is a

I wish for this semester to go better than the last one....

[tavi]

Granted, thats fixed, literally its "fixed" dont ask any questions

I wish there WASNT a euro tunnel

[VileKyle]

Granted. You get a owl hunting channel in its place.

I wish for tonight's date to go well.

[tavi]

Granted !

I wish it rained absinth

[Beau]

Granted, but it kills all plant life, which in turns kills all the animals, which kills us humans because there is nothing more to eat.

I wish I was rich.

[Miles]

Granted, you are now made of the richest milk chocolate. And it's Easter. Or maybe Halloween...

I wish there was a way to sleep and work at the same time.

[VileKyle]

Granted. Now your body sleeps while you work in the matrix.

I wish for the next poster to break out into random song and dance in public.

[trialbyerror]

Granted...
But I'm the next poster and the dance is the dance of the sugar plumb fairy and it is so good I become a celebrity and earn a gizzillion bucks and have gorgeous twinks looking after me for the rest of my life

I wish my lover was back.....