Ruin you wish!!

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, your lover falls into a tar pit and now he is black.

I wish my hearing aid was working..... ;-)

[NerdyGiant23]

Granted, your hearing aid is working with the army and is deployed to the other side of the world for a couple years

I wish I knew how to drive a car.

[ChrisD]

Ok but other people on the road now don't....oh wait, that's nothing new.

I wish real life could be as good as whatever delusional future I've created in my head

[NerdyGiant23]

Granted, but that future only has funky pineapples and pendulum watches. Nothing else!

I wish I wasn't ugly.

[tavi]

Granted, there that was easy cause your NOT ugly, besides your ginger, belong to exclusive club, you were blessed with the ginger stick.

i wish i was much uglier, like really damn ugly and disfigured, but really happy!

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, your as ugly as sin and happy about it... And you are happy because you are a vegetable, a drooling vegetable who isn't aware how ugly he is.

Ignorance is, after all, bliss.

I wish for infinite unlimited wishes.

[Beau]

Granted but they are all wishes for apples.

I wish for more space.

[VileKyle]

Granted. You are launched out into orbit in nothing but a space suit.

I wish my armpits never smelled so I didn't have to wear deodorant.

[trialbyerror]

Granted...
But because of the lack of smell, a colony of fire ants take up residence, one under each armpit.

I wish I had 2 sets of arms and legs :eek:

[Beau]

Granted, but the second set is attached to your hot, studly, 20 year old boyfriend. Sorry.

I wish I had a bigger TV.