Granted, you now have a 3 ton Cinnabon on your lap.
I wish I could convince Mr Tinkles to start craving good foods like vegetables I worry about his sweets and diabetes.....
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Granted, but now scientists have found eating vegetables turns you into an Oompa Loompa.
I wish I could think of a good wish.
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Granted, but you have to sign a 75866 page legal agreement beforehand
I wish the person below me would Vogue in the grocery store next time they go
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Granted, but now it is on video tape and I'm forcing you to watch it for three days straight.
I wish the person below me would have a good day tomorrow.
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Granted, but in exchange, you have to have a disastrous day
I wish I could be happy
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Granted, but now your enemies are angry and ready to attack.
I wish I could make other people happy.
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Granted you fall over and land on a custard pie and this makes people happy
I wish it was raining men
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Granted, it's raining heavily unattractive men
I wish I could bake
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Granted, but you can only bake pot brownies.
Oh well, on second thought....
I wish I could read his mind.
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Granted, Isn't that a ruination in itself?
I wish I could get the F outta here and start over
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