Ruin you wish!!

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, you now have a 3 ton Cinnabon on your lap.


I wish I could convince Mr Tinkles to start craving good foods like vegetables I worry about his sweets and diabetes.....

[findingmyway]

Granted, but now scientists have found eating vegetables turns you into an Oompa Loompa.

I wish I could think of a good wish.

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, but you have to sign a 75866 page legal agreement beforehand



I wish the person below me would Vogue in the grocery store next time they go

[findingmyway]

Granted, but now it is on video tape and I'm forcing you to watch it for three days straight.

I wish the person below me would have a good day tomorrow.

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, but in exchange, you have to have a disastrous day



I wish I could be happy

[findingmyway]

Granted, but now your enemies are angry and ready to attack.

I wish I could make other people happy.

[partis]

Granted you fall over and land on a custard pie and this makes people happy

I wish it was raining men

[southbiochem]

Granted, it's raining heavily unattractive men

I wish I could bake

[findingmyway]

Granted, but you can only bake pot brownies.
Oh well, on second thought....

I wish I could read his mind.

[southbiochem]

Granted, Isn't that a ruination in itself?

I wish I could get the F outta here and start over