Ruin you wish!!

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, but now that you know....she has to kill you....



I wish I had the money to retire early and travel and not have to worry about costs of anything

[Miles]

Granted but it's hush money for the actions of a shadowy corporation leading to you being paralyzed from the neck up (yes, neck up).

I wish I could genderbend

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, now you are Gumby.....


I wish I would have known about drag when I was in high school, that would have been a fun career...

[southbiochem]

Granted but exercising drag as a proffession suddenly required a college degree that you could not afford.

I wish I wasn't so weak to fall or not strong enough to just dive in

[MisterTinkles]

????? Granted????? I have no idea what you are talking about.
**insert snide reply here**


I wish I had the power to punish stupid people

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, and you keep punishing yourself over and over and over again.


I wish someone else would frost this chocolate cake I have cooling on the rack.

[CellarDweller]

Granted.....a stranger with diarrhea has shown up.


I wish I had more case for CDs to expand my music collections.

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, now no one produces CDs anymore, its all on "sticks".


I wish I had a new phone already

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted:




I wish I had someone to eat my chocolate cake with (besides my dogs who really shouldn't have any... much..... whatever.....)

[MisterTinkles]

Granted.....Nicolas Cocaign breaks out of prison and hides in your place......eats your cake, then eats you for dessert.



I wish I had the superpower of invisibility