Ruin you wish!!

[southbiochem]

Granted. Good luck not getting stepped on and ran over by everyone cause they can't see you

I wish for longer weekends

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, but now your new work contract says you have to work every weekend....



I wish everything I ever wished for came true

[trialbyerror]

Granted

I'm on my way

Flying door to door on Duckkie airlines...

I wish this damn cold that's caught me would bugger off now

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, but now you got everybody else sick and are quarrantied



I wish I had a house of my very own

[partis]

granted, this is your new house



I wish id stop going to bed so late

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, but your house burns down and now you have no place to sleep at all


I wish people wasnt so nasty

[trialbyerror]

Granted!

But they are always picking you up and cuddly-wuddling you an turning you upside down like a tipsey tart <which you are of course> and rubbing your tum-tum.

I wish I diddnt take 3 sleeping pills instead of 3 asprins....

goodnight...

go read my story in humour ....

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[MisterTinkles]

Granted, now your ass hurts instead of your head......and you cant sit down



I wish dukkie has a horny dream about Miles

[partis]

granted but in the dreams, miles is covered head to foot in the lord’s prayer and it turns into a nightmare…

I wish people would bring me food just by thinking about it

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, but its all leftovers from last week.


I wish I had a real flying saucer