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Ruin you wish!!
Granted, but someone comes along and switches you off

I wish the mother-ship would come back for me and take me home...
<<<<I'm just consciousness having a human experience>>>>
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Granted!! But it's destroyed by Anti-Air Batteries.

I wish I could control the entire planet.
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Granted, but then nobody will like you anymore Sad

I wish I could dance better Sad
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Granted!! But you're drunk and have to dance at a night club.

I wish I had a tattoo.
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Granted. Too bad the tattoo artist could not spell.

I wish I lived 3 or 4 blocks closer to downtown.
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Granted. But you're still in New Jersey and part of the bridge and tunnel crowd.

I wish I had more friends with benefits
Bernd

Being gay is not for Sissies.
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Granted, but the benefits are medical.

I wish I had Tuesday off too.
[Image: 51806835273_f5b3daba19_t.jpg]  <<< It's mine!
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Granted, but then you don't get another day off until 2015.

I wish gas for your car was free Smile
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granted, but now cars are three times as expensive to own

I wish I had a wish
[Image: 51806835273_f5b3daba19_t.jpg]  <<< It's mine!
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Granted!! But all stars in the sky never appear, therefore making your wish impossible.

I wish I was a ghost.
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