Ruin you wish!!

[Bookworm]

Granted, but someone comes along and switches you off

I wish the mother-ship would come back for me and take me home...

[BlueStar]

Granted!! But it's destroyed by Anti-Air Batteries.

I wish I could control the entire planet.

[SilentFilm1988]

Granted, but then nobody will like you anymore

I wish I could dance better

[BlueStar]

Granted!! But you're drunk and have to dance at a night club.

I wish I had a tattoo.

[Iceblink]

Granted. Too bad the tattoo artist could not spell.

I wish I lived 3 or 4 blocks closer to downtown.

[Bhp91126]

Granted. But you're still in New Jersey and part of the bridge and tunnel crowd.

I wish I had more friends with benefits

[CellarDweller]

Granted, but the benefits are medical.

I wish I had Tuesday off too.

[SilentFilm1988]

Granted, but then you don't get another day off until 2015.

I wish gas for your car was free

[CellarDweller]

granted, but now cars are three times as expensive to own

I wish I had a wish

[BlueStar]

Granted!! But all stars in the sky never appear, therefore making your wish impossible.

I wish I was a ghost.