Ruin you wish!!

[CellarDweller]

granted, but they give you the runs.



I wish it was Thanksgiving Eve.

[araya]

granted but you won't be able to meet your family

I wish you were here (lol)

[CellarDweller]

granted, but I'm very gassy

LOL


I wish it were the weekend.

[araya]

granted but you still have to work

I wish I had the courage to . . . do something :p

[BlueStar]

Granted, you do it all alone.

I wish I was a pervert.

[araya]

granted, but you have noone to do pervy things

I wish I was taller

[Bhp91126]

Granted, but your stilettos will break soon

I wish my weight loss would go faster

[araya]

granted but then you'll be 2x heavier than you are now

I hope I can kidnap someone to accompany me later

[Bhp91126]

Granted, but so will the police...

I wish I weren't so hungry

[araya]

granted but you'll eat as much as when you weren't

I hope I can get a week break