Ruin you wish!!

[SilentFilm1988]

Granted, but then you never get another week break again

I wish I had a boyfriend for my birthday

[Bhp91126]

Granted, but this one will have to last for all other birthdays of your life

I want chocolate or ice cream or both

[CellarDweller]

granted, but they've both melted.

I want to go to the car, but don't want to go out in the rain/snow.

[araya]

granted but you can never get out from it again

I want to give a surprise to someone

[CellarDweller]

granted, but you scare them and they punch you in the face.

I want to be home right now.

[BlueStar]

Granted, a hired killer is waiting for you to come home.

I wish I could break down.

[bluedragon]

I don't want my buddy to feel down at all, so wish not granted

I wish I am 5 years younger.

[CellarDweller]

granted, but now everyone else is 10 years younger, making you the oldest.

I wish I was richer

[araya]

granted but you'll be caught in a big debt the next day and become homeless for the rest of your life

I wish I can turn back time

[CellarDweller]

granted, but you turn it back too far, and find yourself being burned for being a witch.


I wish the gifts I purchased were wrapped.