Ruin you wish!!

[EricOntario]

Granted but you'll spill coffee on it as soon as its out of the box.

I wish pizza and wings were good for you

[Inchante]

Granted, but air and water now make you fat.

I wish I were omniscient.

[EricOntario]

Granted but you forget everything you know every 30 seconds.

I wish I could fly

[iPromise]

Granted but you can only fly 2 feet high

I wish I could travel through time.

[EricOntario]

Granted but you can only travel between now and the times of the Black Plague in Europe.

I wish I hit the $50 million jackpot in the lottery.

[iPromise]

Granted but you'll have to share with me : ) ( I just want you to pay my school, buy me a nice car and house, that's all lol)

I wish time could be still.

[Zet]

Granted!... But you, and everyone, is unable to do any as time is stoped

I only wish for a simpler life and world.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted , You now live in the stone-age .

I wish for a world without politicians .

[Zet]

Aye! Give me stone-age

Granted... But now we live in total anarchy

I wish it was Stone-age

[EricOntario]

Granted. Can't get worse than that.

I wish my credit cards would pay themselves off every month.