Granted but you'll spill coffee on it as soon as its out of the box.
I wish pizza and wings were good for you
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Granted, but air and water now make you fat.
I wish I were omniscient.
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Granted but you forget everything you know every 30 seconds.
I wish I could fly
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Granted but you can only fly 2 feet high
I wish I could travel through time.
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Granted but you can only travel between now and the times of the Black Plague in Europe.
I wish I hit the $50 million jackpot in the lottery.
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Granted but you'll have to share with me : ) ( I just want you to pay my school, buy me a nice car and house, that's all lol)
I wish time could be still.
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Granted , You now live in the stone-age .
I wish for a world without politicians .
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Granted. Can't get worse than that.
I wish my credit cards would pay themselves off every month.
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