Ruin you wish!!

[Zet]

Granted... But the apocalypse started the day afterwards.

I wish I had more courage and knowledge to do something with my life

[monk]

Granted, but you decide to become a serial killer.

I wish the postman would bring some good news for a change.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted ... You get an envelope from the lottery, but it is not addressed to you.

I wish I had more horses.

[monk]

Granted. Imported from Belgium, medium rare! :tongue:

I wish all my wishes came true.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted .... but they only work for someone else.

I wish the river was cleaner.

[monk]

Granted - then it dries up.

I wish I could afford a car.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted ... But you can never drive it.

I wish I had a robot.

[monk]

Granted - you got Ash from Alien.

I wish I could write interesting stories.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted .... but no one else can read them.

I wish I had a transporter room , like in Star-Trek .

[monk]

Granted - but it only transports you to Belgium.

I wish I was laying on a warm beach.