Ruin you wish!!

[Rainbowmum]

Granted ..... But it's a nudist beach for seniors.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[monk]

Granted, but then none of them come true.

I wish I'd stop coming to this thread.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted ..... but only while you are asleep.:tongue:

I wish I could knit faster.

[monk]

Granted, then knitwear goes completely out of fashion.

I wish I was taller.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted .... You can no longer reach your toes.

I wish for the best coffee in the world.

[monk]

Granted, but it's £5000 per cup.

I wish money grew on trees.

[Rainbowmum]

Nasty .... time to rob some supermarkets and coffee shops.

Granted.....but the cash disintegrates the moment it is off the tree.

I wish this head cold would ease up.

[monk]

Granted, but now you're addicted to cold remedies.

I wish I could walk on water.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted ..... but only when it is frozen.:biggrin:

I wish I had a coffeecake .

[monk]

I'm stumped! What can possibly go wrong with coffeecake?

I wish I had a coffeecake, too.