Ruin you wish!!

[Rainbowmum]

The husband unit is what went wrong with it.
He ate the whole thing in a day, making two next time.

I wish I had a muzzle for the husband unit.

[monk]

Granted, but now he can't kiss you goodnight.

I wish I could read minds.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted .... but only of a gold fish.

I wish this wind would go away.

[monk]

Granted, but now you can't fly your kite.

I wish the Western World wasn't on the verge of collapse.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted .............. The Eastern world is now green glass.

I wish I could find a suitable horse for my youngest granddaughter .

[monk]

Granted, but she actually wanted beef.

I wish they wouldn't put films on so late.

[Rainbowmum]

lol :biggrin:

Granted........... Now the news is on late.

I wish my dog could talk.

[monk]

Granted, but you find out he doesn't like you.

I wish this Government would do something to get us out of this mess.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted .... You are now occupied by Saudi Arabia.

I wish I could sleep in for once.

[monk]

Granted, but the Jehovah's Witnesses knocked while you were asleep and you've missed your chance of salvation! :tongue:

I wish I could sing like Elvis.