Ruin you wish!!

[monk]

Granted, but they forgot to put in a gate - you're trapped!

I wish for some peace of mind.

[Puck]

Granted...you are now the proud recipient of a full-frontal lobotomy....all the piece of mind you can wish for :biggrin:

I wish my eyeglasses made me look more distinguished rather than like a chubby Jerry Lewis :biggrin:

[Rainbowmum]

Granted .... you now look like Sean Connery.

I wish I my house would never get messed up.

[monk]

Granted - now nobody's allowed in, including you! :biggrin:

I wish I looked like a twenty-five-year-old Matt Damon.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted .... you are now straight.

I wish that flying lessons were not so expensive.

[monk]

Granted, but you can only fly a hang-glider during thunderstorms.

I wish the years would pass more slowly.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted... you remain the same age for eternity.

I wish the carbon tax never came into existence.

[monk]

Granted - now there's no carbon on the planet and we all die.

I wish I believed in God.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted ...you become what you believe in.

I wish it would snow.

[Puck]

Granted....your crops are now blighted and your cow's milk soured ('twas the work of witches that's for true mile: )

I wish the rain would let up