Ruin you wish!!

[monk]

Granted - now you have a drought.

I wish I'd stop having bloody nightmares!

[Rainbowmum]

Granted... You are now only dream of fairies and pixies.

I wish Jack could talk.

[monk]

Granted - now he tells you he hates dog-food.

I wish I was the sort of person my dog thinks I am.

[Puck]

Granted...he now tells you to go copy script and publish religious texts and live up to your forum namesake mile:

I wish I could be a cat for one day

[Rainbowmum]

Granted ..... But you have been neutered.

I wish there was a machine that could transfer pain ,so another could feel it.

[monk]

Granted - everyone else has one and transfers their pain to you.

I wish I was invisible.

[Rainbowmum]

^that would be right :biggrin:

Granted .....Everyone walks through you.

I wish I could be wherever i wanted to be instantly .

[monk]

Granted, but you still end up in Belgium.

I wish people would appreciate this world and stop fighting.

[Puck]

Granted...humanity no longer exists (the only way to have true world peace)

I wish I had more money to travel mile:

[Rainbowmum]

Granted .... but all transport is on strike.

I wish people were kinder to each other.