Ruin you wish!!

[monk]

Granted, but all the animals turn on us instead.

I wish people would follow their dreams.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted ..... All sociopath narcissist are on the hunt.

I wish winter was shorter.

[monk]

Granted, but you have one month at absolute zero.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[Puck]

Granted...you now possess the sugar rush of a typical 10 year old child :biggrin:

I wish I didn't have streaks of grey in my goatee

[Rainbowmum]

Granted ... you now have red streaks instead.

I wish Monk was feeling better.

[monk]

Not granted - I'm feeling like crap. :frown:

I wish I didn't have to shave.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted .... you now have a beard down to your knees.

I wish more people were honest.

[monk]

Granted - now they tell you exactly what they think of you!

I wish my joints didn't ache.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted ... Now all your enemies joints ache.

I wish monks joints did not ache.

[monk]

That's funny - so do I! :biggrin:

I wish Rainbowmum would send me some of those scones with jam and cream.