Ruin you wish!!

[monk]

Granted.

I wish I could wake my head up - even the coffee hasn't worked today!

[Rainbowmum]

Granted .... but it will only wake up with bad ,cheap instant coffee. ( shudder).

I wish the fashion industry would stop making young girls feel fat.

[monk]

Granted - now all the young boys feel fat.

I wish I could switch off my brain sometimes.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted ... but you can't switch it back on.

I wish it would warm up some.

[monk]

Granted - now it's too bloody hot!

I wish Andy Murray would win Wimbledon.

[Rainbowmum]

Not granted.

I wish I could be at the Olympics.

[monk]

Not granted either! :tongue:

I wish I hadn't reached the age when everything spreads out, wears out and falls out!

[Rainbowmum]

Granted.... you have reached the age where nothing works instead.

I wish the gate was not frozen shut.

[monk]

Granted - now your doors are frozen shut instead.

I wish for all politicians and bankers to be shot!

[Rainbowmum]

Hell Yeah !!! Granted..... not ruining this one.

I wish I never cut my finger... ouch.