Ruin you wish!!

[Lilitu]

Granted, you cut your elbow instead.

I wish I had a better kitchen.

[monk]

Granted - now you've forgotten how to cook!

I wish someone would decorate the bathroom for me.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted ... but it's all in pink, with fluffy towels and rugs.

I wish the sun would come out.

[monk]

Granted, but it goes supernova and we're all fried.

I wish I knew how big the universe is.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted.... As you search the universe you meet your parallel self and you both explode.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[monk]

Granted, but none of them come true.

I wish I had a better imagination.

[Lilitu]

Granted, you lose all ability to express yourself!
I wish I could see snow more often.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted you now live in Siberia .

I wish the governments would stop hiding the truth.

[monk]

Granted, but you'll be horrified at what really goes on.

I wish I was a mind-reader.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted ... But you can only read the mind of ants.

I wish Howard was back in power.