Ruin you wish!!

[monk]

Granted - he's now the leader of an extremist right-wing party.

I wish everything was cheaper.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted ... but so is the quality .

I wish for a larger wardrobe .

[monk]

Granted, but you're not allowed to buy any new clothes to put in it! :tongue:

I wish there weren't people that I didn't like.

[Rainbowmum]

^ *Gasp* Evil man .

Granted... now there are just people who don't like you.

I wish I had a tube of liquid nails.

[monk]

^ *Gasp* Evil man .




Granted... now there are just people who don't like you.


There's always been plenty of those.



I wish I had a tube of liquid nails.

Granted, but it turns out to be a tube of liquid screws.


I wish Donald Trump would give me all his money.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted , not going to ruin this one , we can split it.

I wish people were kinder to charities.

[monk]

Granted, but the government stops funding everything and leaves it to the charities.

I wish I felt this good every day.

[Rainbowmum]

^I thought the government did that already.

Granted

I wish I could go back to bed.

[monk]

Granted, night-night! :biggrin:

I wish my eyebrows wouldn't grow at such an alarming rate.

[Puck]

Granted....they have now fallen out leaving you looking like an unfinished mannequin :biggrin:

I wish my hair wasn't beginning to thin