Ruin you wish!!

[Rainbowmum]

Granted .....but you can't see anything.

I wish I was going to the games also.

[monk]

Granted, but you're sat behind me and see even less! :tongue:

I wish I was really good at just one thing.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted .... you are good at guessing things after they have happened.

I wish I knew who milks wild cows?

[monk]

Granted, but the leprechauns and pixies who used to do it have gone on strike!

I wish I didn't talk such rubbish!

[Rainbowmum]

^

Granted..... you speak gibberish instead.

I wish I could understand gibberish.

[santaberry]

Granted... you understand it but you're mute.

I wish I wasn't such a dork.

[monk]

Granted, you're now a dweeb instead.

I wish time-zones didn't make posting awkward at times.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted....But only one of you post in a 24 hour period.

I wish it would just rain already.

[monk]

Granted, but you get flooded again!

I wish I wasn't so tired today.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted.... Go directly to bed , do not pass go, do not collect $200.

I wish I knew what to wish for.