Ruin you wish!!

[monk]

Granted, but you should know by now, I'm always a pain! :biggrin:

I wish I had a body like Tom Daley's.

[Rainbowmum]

^

Granted but it only lasts 24 hours.
I wish the Olympics were not ending.

[monk]

Not granted - I'm fed up with 'em now!

I wish I had a housekeeper to do all the housework.

[Buffylo]

Not granted - I'm fed up with 'em now!

I wish I had a housekeeper to do all the housework.

Granted, but they steal stuff while you aren't looking

I wish my soda was colder :/

[Rainbowmum]

Granted ... it's turned to ice.

I wish I did not have to attend Jury Duty.

[Buffylo]

Granted ... it's turned to ice.

I wish I did not have to attend Jury Duty.

You don't, but you're now on trial :S


I wish the Cowboys would win the Super Bowl this year.

[monk]

Granted, but it's a cereal bowl.

I wish I knew what I was talking about! :confused:

[Rainbowmum]

Granted ... but no one else can understand you.

I wish this headache would vanish.

[monk]

Granted. I get too many to wish them on anyone else.

I wish life made sense.

[Lilitu]

Granted, now you're a millipede.

I wish Horseradish on all the chairs.