Ruin you wish!!

[Rainbowmum]

Granted , not ruining that one.

I wish it would rain in QueensLand .

[Puck]

Granted...it starts to hail.

I wish my neck would stop feeling so stiff

[monk]

Granted - now you can't get stiff anywhere!

I wish I could touch-type.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, however you can only touch type with a braille machine:



I wish my truck hadn't thrown a rod.....

[monk]

Granted - now it's lost its wheels.

I wish I knew the secret of existence.

[Puck]

Granted...but you are forbidden to tell anyone else and it drives you literally mad.

I wish my beard didn't grow in at such a quick rate.

[Blue]

Granted, it does not grow at all, but that hair now grows on your back.

I wish I had an Easy Button that actually worked.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted .... unfortunately it replaces you at work.

I wish it was legal to hunt assholes,.

[Blue]

Granted - provided you use only a recurve bow and toilet plungers to do so.

I wish I didn't have insomnia.

[monk]

Granted - now you sleep 23 hours per day.

I wish people would speak and understand English if they work in a call centre! :mad: