Ruin you wish!!

[Rainbowmum]

Granted.. But the firing pin is missing.

I wish it wasn't snake season.

[Blue]

Granted, it's Zombie season instead.

I wish my router hadn't died today.

[monk]

Granted - it'll die tomorrow.

I wish that we weren't heading for winter.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, we are all now headed for hell.

I wish I could see the future...

[Blue]

Granted, It's good, and you don't have a repeat of Wednesday ever again.

I can't ruin your wish today - you deserve better.

I wish I could turn back time and, know what I know today.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted but you are not allowed to change a thing.

I wish my knee did not give out today.

[monk]

Granted, but your ankles are feeling dodgy!

I wish I lived in advert-land.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted ... but everything reminds you of home.

I wish I my skin did not bruise so easily.

[monk]

Granted - now your skin is permanently purple!

I wish I could touch-type.

[Blue]

Granted but you always touch the wrong keys.

I wish the flying mounts from my game were real.