Ruin you wish!!

[Beau]

Granted. You no longer have eyes.

I wish everyone would post profile pictures. I have no idea what any of you look like.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

NOT granted. Some of us have very good reasons not to put our image on the Internets.
Sorry. Its not that we are hideous or anything like that.

I wish I was online 42 minutes ago....

[Rainbowmum]

Granted but only for a second as you go back in time.

I wish I was stronger.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, your so strong you do not need a lever to move the world.

I wish I had wicked humor....

[Beau]

Granted. You start making fun of me and I get sad.

I wish I didn't get nervous.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, nothing ever perturbs you....

I wish I had a flying saucer....

[Beau]

Granted, but you crash in Roswell, New Mexico.

I wish I had more free time for socializing.

[Buffylo]

Granted, you're now unemployed.


I wish UPS wouldn't have busted my desktop case in shipping -_-

[Beau]

Granted. They busted it at delivery.

I wish I wasn't in debt.

[Buffylo]

Granted. Now you're just in debtor's prison.


I wish my lights worked.