Ruin you wish!!

[Beau]

Granted but you are now blind.

I wish I wasn't lonely tonight.

[stpdo2]

Granted, but now you're in a polygamous relationship that is really awkward and gives you no personal space.

I wish my future ex's stuff was out of the house already.

[Kiid]

Granted but so is your stuff.

I wish for the human race to stop existing n.n

[Miles]

Granted. They are replaced by jawas.

Oh wait, this is ruin your wish. Oops...

I wish I could fly a helicopter.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted. But you can never learn how to land one.

I wish my koi pond was larger....

[Buffylo]

Granted. And now your koi are sharks... with freakin laser beams attached to their heads


I wish i hadnt drank so much caffiene

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, you drank to much Metamucil instead....

I wish Beau was online now to play games with us....

[Beau]

Granted. Where are you?

I wish Bowyn was online now.

[Buffylo]

Granted. But apparently you two cant coordinate now.


I wish my bf had some god damn manners.

[Beau]

Granted. He now asks permission for everything! EVERYTHING!

I wish I was standing over a 4 leaf clover that I've overlooked before.