Granted. He now says everyone NOT on Gayspeak show up at your houses to live with you for ever and ever and ever.
I wish I wasn't tired.
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Granted, let's trade. You can be sick and I'll take the tired.
I wish my mother was not a tyrant
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Granted. She's now a dictator.
I wish I had perfect hearing. Stupid bad ear.
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Granted. You no longer have to eat dinner, but you REALLY want too.
I wish everyone had a Coke.
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Granted, but it's the illegal kind of coke
I wish my nose would stop running
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Granted.... now it is blocked instead.
I wish the situation in the middle east was not so volatile.
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Granted. Now everyone there is dead. (how sad)
I wish people wouldn't fight.
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Granted- Fighting is outlawed around the globe. Now people simply poison their enemies.
I wish that I was retired.
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Granted: you were tired in the morning, had a lot of energy during the day, and now you're re-tired.
I wish CT wasn't covered by a 3-foot blanket of snow...
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