Ruin you wish!!

[elad12]

Granted it is now covered with a 3 foot blanket of styrofoam peanuts

I wish I had more money

[Beau]

Granted, but there is nothing more you want to spend it on.

I wish I had a fuel efficient car.

[monk]

Granted. It doesn't work - therefore no fuel consumption.

I wish I had steak, chips and mushrooms for dinner.

[elad12]

Granted; You have a dinner of Horse Steak (we all know how you Brits like that ), cow chips and psilocybin mushrooms.


I wish I could go watch Monk eat his dinner

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted (I'm coming too its got to be worth the lulz)

I wish my stove got hot enough to heat the oil hot enough for non-oily chips/fries.

[ChrisD]

Granted, your stove heats up the oil to the perfect temperature, but it spills and starts a grease fire, which burns off your eyebrows and any other facial hair. (you manage to put it out after that).

I wish for school to be cancelled tomorrow

[Kat]

Granted but you'll have to go for an extra week this summer to make up for tomorrow.

I wish my Rocket Grill still worked.

[elad12]

Granted but it is constantly trying to lift off

I wish the person below me will find a suitcase full of cash

[Rainbowmum]

Why thank you and I am not ruining that one.

I wish people still had manners.

[monk]

Granted.

I wish they'd find a cure for all diseases.