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Ruin you wish!!
Granted, but it requires you making - yep you guessed it, tons of porridge!

I wish Monk is laughing from reading every games thread I have followed him around tonight.
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Granted but the laughing is too much and he gets committed.

I wish i had a lunch to eat right now.
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Granted ... One Haggis coming up.

I wish my Grandmother was still alive.
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Granted (not going to ruin that).

I wish I could get Eine Kleine Nachtmusik out of my head. Damn you Wolfgang and your ear worms!
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Granted but now you've got the Hokey Pokey stuck in your head and have to do every move every time you repeat the song.

I wish I hadn't cooked so much fried chicken because I don't' have room in the fridge for all the leftovers.
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Granted! Now whenever you cook there is never enough to feed everyone and you always run out!

I wish that I could spend Valentine's Day with Hugh Jackman.
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Granted, but his wife and children come too.

I wish I could eradicate suffering from the world.
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Granted (I can't ruin that).

I wish to be able to craft a bow out of a now dead Yew tree I have (that still needs to be cut down).
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Granted, but the wood is so brittle the bow breaks.

I wish I didn't have to work today.
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Granted .... you are unemployed.

I wish I could have one day to myself.
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