Ruin you wish!!

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, coffee now whitens teeth and causes them to fall out too.

I wish I hadn't eaten so many fries, my tummy is now upset.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted ... you can never eat fries again.

I wish people would be more polite.

[monk]

Granted - no-one ever speaks again!

I wish I had a do-it-yourself liposuction kit.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted - I mean seriously what could possibly go wrong there, need I ruin that?

I wish I could invent one thing that would make me a silent millionaire - you know the unknown inventor of a product that sells well.

[Lalo]

Granted! You invent a gizmo that becomes popular around the world. In fact, it becomes so popular that the entire human race becomes madly addicted to your gizmo. Eventually your gizmo replaces all currency and in turn, leads to all out warfare for control of the most gizmos. This gizmo fixation then leads to the destruction of the world. (I hope that you are happy now, Mister Bowyn!) The moral of this story? Be careful with whom you share your gizmo!

I wish that I had a full night of sleep instead of waking up at 3:00 AM.

[Spades]

Granted, not going to ruin it as I also had a crappy night.

I wish for a closet full of designer clothes.

[Lalo]

Granted! Later today you are arrested for having Karl Lagerfeld's closet in your possession. You are later convicted of felony theft and spend the next twenty years in prison.

On the upside... you do develop a very close relationship with your cellmate. Of course, he does pimp you out to other prisoners for cigarettes, but hey, no relationship is perfect.


I wish that I could alter reality to a middle earth kind of scenario.

[Spades]

Granted... in part. You are now short and have hairy legs.

I wish my cellmate shares the cigs with me!

[Rainbowmum]

Granted but they are menthol ones.

I wish Poe would stop swooping people that walk up the driveway ( with the exception of JW and sales people)

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Grant... Um no. Ravens are smart birds, way smart as in scary smart. clearly Poe is protecting something and you need to listen to him (her?).

I wish my Ravens were protective of the property like Mum's appears to be.