Granted. My over-protective ravens are now yours and guard your house like the birds from an Alfred Hitchcock movie. Of course, you can never bring a date home and your roomate disappears, never to be heard from again.
I wish that I could talk to animals.
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Granted. The wolf now talks to himself on a regular basis making everyone around him think he's bonkers.
I wish I wasn't so afraid of criticism.
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Granted, you now constantly put yourself in situations where you are belittled.
I wish I wan't so lazy
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Granted - your arms and legs fall off - what an excuse!
I wish I was someone else.
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Not Granted you are perfect the way you are.
I wish this Autumn weather could last all year round , it is absolutely beautiful.
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Granted - nothing new grows, everything is just in an eternal state of dying
I wish my AC didn't make this much noise!
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Granted, You A/C dies to never run again.
I wish there was better programing on TV - I'm so sick of Reality TV and cop shows.
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Granted, I am not going to ruin this!
I wish I had an AC
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Granted, however its Iceberg powered - Meaning Icebergs have to be moved in and set in your yard for the cooling effect.
I wish there was an internet when I was 17...
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Granted, you got stuck on reading memes and never accomplished anything in life.
I wish I could drive
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