Ruin you wish!!

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, 20 million dollars are currently falling out of the sky right for his house. All in pennies. Enjoy.

I wish people wouldn't wish for things for other people to defray the wraith of angry genies onto someone else

[Beau]

Granted. Now they wish for angry genies on everyone including themselves.

I wish my wish would not get ruined.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, this wish shall not be ruined (downright spiteful genies)

I wish I had the energy and spring in my step to jump rope like that in my current signature. I miss those days.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted but you keep tripping over the rope.

I wish people would stop pissing me off.

[Miles]

Granted. Instead of people pissing off Mum, people now stand on Mum when they piss.

I wish I had a prehensile tail.

[monk]

Granted - now it's easier for wolves to catch you.

I wish I was a Vulcan.

[Lalo]

Granted... You are now a Vulcan. Unfortunately, you were captured by the Borg and are part of their mindless collective.

I wish Miles had a prehensile... um... tail..yes, that's it. I wish Miles had a prehensile...tail.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Banned for pickig up sheep.

Oh wait, Wrong game. Granted - Miles has a 'prehensile tail' right from the middle of his forehead.....

I wish I remember to put the trash can out by the street last night.... Oops

[Spades]

Wish not granted - live with the stench and try again next week

I wish global warming would stop, I can't take this heat!

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, over the course of the next ten years Earth's orbit slowly grows wider and wider. As global cooling sets in the Glaciers once Again rise to dominate the land, flowing from the poles consuming more and more miles, driving the human population to the tropics where, ten years from now the last group of human survivors succumb to temperatures so cold their lungs freeze.

I wish I wasn't such a morbid person.....