Ruin you wish!!

[Miles]

Wish not granted, I wouldn't have you any other way

I wish I didn't have to worry about my wisdom teeth.

[ChrisD]

granted, you can have ignorance teeth instead.

I wish I could focus better when I have to do work

[elad12]

Granted, but you can no longer focus when you are having fun.

I wish I was I could afford a new car

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, you can afford this one:



I wish I had a 1958 Plymouth Fury

[Rainbowmum]

Granted... you are the owner of a brand new still in it's box hot wheels car.

I wish I did not run out of pineapple.

[Miles]

Bowyn, prepare to be buried under pineapples.

Mum, prepare to be buried under 1958 Plymouth Fury's.

I think I might have messed something up here...

I wish I didn't mix up people's wishes.

[Lalo]

Not Granted! LOL Your confusion keeps me laughing!

I wish that I could relive my youth and go on Spring break this year!

[monk]

Granted - you are now a dead person.

I wish there was a magical way of losing weight.

[Lalo]

Granted! You are magically transported to a desert island just like this one:



Um..except...there 's no guy there. Well you will be there. But the guy in the picture will be you. I mean, not that you will look like that guy. I just mean that he won't be there and you will be there. Oh bother.

I wish that I didn't ramble when I type.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, how you are compelled to leave novel sized walls of on point, never rambling text.

Ya know, I'm pretty satisfied right now - I have nothing to wish for....