Ruin you wish!!

[Rainbowmum]

I wish the husband unit did not back into a poll, more bills.

[monk]

Granted - he backs into a bank and comes home with lots of money.

I wish we didn't have so much light pollution - I'd like to see the stars.

[megumidesu]

granted . you can see the sun. it blinds you


i wish people were less irritating

[Lalo]

Granted. People are less irritating, but you are more irritating and everyone shuns you.

I wish that my dreams would come true.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

*shrugs* Granted, but have no idea how to ruin that.

I wish I hadn't left the wheel barrel outside... it is partially full of water.

[Miles]

Granted, you leave it inside but then it starts raining in the house.

I wish I could decide what to omnomnom for breakfast :biggrin:

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted -



This is served at Ihop - where you become an Ihop Addict and spend all of your meals devouring Ihop and you slowly but steadily grow up to 450 pounds, having a massive coronary at age 40 while enjoying your favorite fat dripping Ihop breakfast.


I wish someone would take Miles around the block at least once

[Gyrix]

Granted, but due to unspecified numbering Miles and friend go round the block for infinity without breaks and starve to death, as well as get really dizzy.

I wish I have 20/20 vision again :/

[Beau]

Granted. You now see 20/20 numbers in front of your eyes forever.

I wish I had a robot butler.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted .... But you become his prisoner.

I wish this headache would go away.