Uhhh.....I'll let Miles decide what to do with that one.
I wish America wasn't so obsessed with standardized testing.
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Granted - but they become obsessed with drugs.
I wish I was a genius.
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Granted, people constantly knock on your door for answers to their mundane problems.
I wish I could fly.
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Granted, you are now the Human Cannon Ball....
I wish the asphalt guys would show up or call and give me a status on when they get their spreader working...
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Granted, there about to show up now in your kichen, on the spreader
I wish i had a ticket to travel the world
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Granted ...but you must do so in the Goodyear Blimp.
I wish Julia Gillard would drop off the earth and take her carbon tax with her.
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Granted, but Al Gore moves to Oz and gets heavily involved in politics there.
I wish I knew what I want to be when I grow up.
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Granted - when you find out you can advise me.
I wish someone would find a cure for arthritis.
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Granted, its side effects is leprecy
I wish i had a bath tub
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Granted, I just hope you like being outside on the front lawn to take your baths.
I wish the lawns would mow themselves....
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