Ruin you wish!!

[Rainbowmum]

Granted then they can come and do mine.

I wish I didn't have to clear the bat dung every morning under the fruit trees.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Oh I wish I lived closer, I would do that for you, throw it in my compost - Bat Dung is super concentrated fertilizer.

Granted, now you have to clean the Bat Dug off the living room floor.

I wish it was easy to grow muscle.

[elad12]

I know an easy way to make one of your muscles grow

I wish my nephew would visit

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Oh my - that just made me blush...

Nephew - um - Send him a Telegraph.

I wish I had an ipod (that's the one that plays music yes?)

[Spades]

You get an iPod but the headphones get glued into your ear and the thing gets stuck, forcing you to listen to a crappy song for the rest of your life

I wish for blueberry pancakes.

[Beau]

Granted. You get your pancakes but THERE ISN'T ANY SYRUP!!!

I wish for more wishes.

[monk]

Granted, but none of them ever come true.

I wish I could hibernate from November to May.

[elad12]

Granted but you must hibernate in a sauna

I wish I had a steam room at home

[partisan]

Granted but its also open to the public, free of charge, 24/7
I wish i had a dollar

[Rainbowmum]

Granted ....but that's the last money you will ever own.

I wish no one ever ruins my wishes.