Ruin you wish!!

[ToddYoung]

Granted. But your house becomes so cluttered with your insatiable desire for consumer goods that you are crushed under their weight.

I wish I had a pet penguin called Ernest.

[monk]

Granted - but he's a she, Ernestine.

I wish I had a pound for every time I've wished.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted but you must give it all to charity.

I wish people would think .

[ToddYoung]

It has a tendency to lead to downward spirals of thought.

I wish i could write something meaningful.

[monk]

Granted, it's easy: Something meanful - see?

I wish I could solve all my problems.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted. You write something that sparks international discord, leading to the inevitable world war the spirals up to an all out exchange of nuclear war heads.

I wish I could invent warp drive.

[monk]

Granted - anything you drive is warped.

I wish I had a food replicator.

[partisan]

Granted it only replicates turnips though
I wish I had a spaceship

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, you have Voyager II.

I wish I slept last night.

[partisan]

Granted but due to your changing history, the world is headed towards WWIII
I WISH I WAS KING