Ruin you wish!!

[Rainbowmum]

Granted , You are now king of Pluto.

I wish Bowyn would hurry up and invent warp drive.

[monk]

Granted, but he warps everything.

I wish I weighed 155 pounds.

[elad12]

Granted but we had to shorten one leg by a foot and the other by half a foot

I wish the miles on my truck was new again

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, today at 12:32 PM as you are driving down the road, your truck's odometer goes from all 9's to all 0's.

I wish I had a ten speed bike.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted ... but it has no brake cable.

I wish my friends never feel pain.

[monk]

Granted, but you have to feel it for them.

I wish people didn't have to get old.

[partisan]

Granted you live forever
I wish I had a magic time machine

[Steve1860]

Granted, now you can meet famous people of the past...

I wish I had no money problems

[partisan]

Granted, you have no more money, no more problems
i wish i had long hair

[Lalo]

Granted- Your pubic hair is now 3 feet in length and instantly grows back whenever it is cut or shaved.

(LOL...I am so stupid that I crack myself up with my own jokes sometimes!)

I wish that people didn't have to die.