Ruin you wish!!

[monk]

Granted - here ya go . . .



I wish I had a toy-boy.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Here you, one toy boy oh look he's got wood too!



http://www.colourbox.com/preview/2959148...ng-man.jpg


I wish I could do burning man this year.

[Rainbowmum]

OMG Pinocchio is streaking.

Granted .. but you run out of fuel half way there.

I wish I did not have a headache.

[Spades]

Granted, your whole body aches, except your head.

I wish I had a nice round bubble butt.

[partisan]

Granted but when you fall over you bounce

I wish I had a houseboat

[monk]

Granted - but it's leaking like a sieve.

I wish it would stop snowing.

[elad12]

Granted, but I hope you like freezing rain

I wish it wasn't so cold in here this morning

[Lalo]

Granted. It is now 104 F every morning and increases by at least 20 degrees into the day.

I wish that I had my own harem of men to serve my every need! LOL

[partisan]

Granted but you soon take advantage,refusing to even brush your own hair etc they kill you and make it look like an accident

I wish I lived in a tree

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted - and you now look something like this:



http://api.ning.com/files/TdBKBsYerH*N4i...onkey1.jpg

Screw it, the image refuses to post

I wish I had a chimpanzee....