Ruin you wish!!

[ardus]

Hmmm ninja'd

Richard

[ardus]

Granted, she now cannot make any decisions because she has too many options.

I wish I had beaten mum to the post.

Richard

[Rainbowmum]

^ :biggrin:

Granted but it's to a telegraph post at the end of my driveway.

I wish my sore throat would stop hurting .

[ardus]

Granted, but your voice was stolen by the sea witch.

I wish it wasn't dark outside.

Richard

[VileKyle]

Granted, but the sun just exploded to cause a huge flash of light.

I wish my bills weren't so high.

[Miles]

Granted, your Buffalo Bills are now completely sober.

I wish I could unsay and undo things in the past.

[trialbyerror]

HARMONY???
HARMONY???

Arghhhhh quaaackk phissst

gone 2 days an you need harmony?

Granted but you have to say everything you want undone backwards

I wish there was more disention in the ranks

[Beau]

Granted, except the genie thought you said dissection and now everyone is in pieces.

I wish for a Snickers candy bar.

[VileKyle]

Granted, but it's 10 years old and smells like an automotive shop. There's a spot of fungus growing on the side that looks a little bit like your grandmother.

I wish for world peace!

[ardus]

Granted enjoy your whirled peas.

I wish for an endless bottle of IPA.

Richard