Ruin you wish!!

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, but once you start pouring the bottle it never stops pouring and you drown in IPA.

I wish I knew what IPA is....

[ardus]

Granted it's India Pale Ale, and now that you know you are required to join the Dark Side of the Beer and drink large quantities of it.

I wish my office was nicer.

Richard

[trialbyerror]

I'ts as nice as it's ever gonna be... You're in it :biggrin:

I wish SA TV was worth 1/10th of what we pay

[VileKyle]

Granted, but you also earn 1/10th of your previous wages.

I wish all you assholes would stop fucking with my wishes!

[partisan]

Not Granted. Yeah. Thats right.

I wish i could joust, as i was previously wishing before vilekyle rudely ninjad me :p

[Rainbowmum]

Granted ...but your horse is blind.

I wish the house would stay clean.

[partisan]

Granted now everything in your house is covered in cellophine, including all the men (and dogs) in your life :p

I wish i had one hundred million thousand and two pounds.

[ardus]

Granted but it's one million hundred thousand and two pounds of lead.

I wish I was not sleeping alone tonight.

Richard

[partisan]

Granted, now your SOMEWHERE in Kent, England

I wish i had a four-poster bed.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted - and you are tied spread eagle to the bed.

Wait I'm supposed to ruin this. Oh well.

I was my hair was easier to brush.