Ruin you wish!!

[VileKyle]

Granted. You are now bald. No more brushing needed.

I wish I was always in good shape without working out.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted - a sphere is a shape - right?

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I wish I was 25 years old again.

[Miles]

Granted - you spend 25 years as a pure sphere. You spend infinity years as a 3-sphere.

I wish someone was/is/will be happy.

[VileKyle]

Granted. Hannibal Lecter will be happy to skin you.

I the sky was purple.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted - but its purple due to all of the iodine gas.

I wish I went to bed two hours ago....

[partisan]

Granted but you dont get any sleep for i am tied spread eagle to your bed. Hi captain!

I wish it wont be as hot today as it was yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before that...

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, but tomorrow will be twice as hot as yesterday.

I Wish I could sleep....

[Miles]

Granted, enjoy your 10,000 year slumber

I wish I had a vagina growing on my forehead and it was dripping constantly

[partisan]

Granted but the nearest you ever get to guys is when there balls are slapping your face as TAMMY is a real cock-hungry go-getter (oh and its that time of the month)

I wish i was a bouy, floating out at sea, with a seagull on my head.

[Miles]

Granted but the nearest you ever get to guys is when there balls are slapping your face as TAMMY is a real cock-hungry whore (oh and its that time of the month)

I wish i was a bouy, floating out at sea, with a seagull on my head.

Ahem...this is supposed to be ruin your wish, not make it better than you'd ever hoped :biggrin:

And granted, enjoy having a seagull poop on your head until you die. And inanimate objects do take a long time to die...