Ruin you wish!!

[partisan]

Granted or something :p

I wish gayspeak was a real castle and not a forum.

[VileKyle]

Granted, but you're exiled from the castle.

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner.

[partisan]

Granted your now a hot dog on wheels, godzillas favourite snack

I wish i knew the question.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted ...but know one wants to hear it.

[Miles]

I wish I had a wish to ruin :p

[partisan]

Granted you ruin your own wish and have no wish to ruin

I wish i lived in a snow globe (of the city of paris)

[VileKyle]

Granted, but it's cracked open and lost in the middle of a junkyard.

I wish all of you a good day.

[Miles]

Granted, but prepare for the worst day of your life. I won't spoil it, but it involves giant horny hamsters and an inexplicable lack of clothes on your body.

I wish for my two fwont teef on Chwistmas.

[trialbyerror]

Granted my fine feathered friend,
but
They grow and grow and grow

I wish I got a naughty nice PM frm a certain somebody before I dissapear for 4 days... :biggrin:

[partisan]

Granted but miles has been shaved and sheared and is wearing a feather costume ?? :

I wish i had an umbrella that lets me fly.