Ruin you wish!!

[ChrisD]

OK, but since it's an umbrella, it only works in the rain. Actually, make that thunder storms. Have fun with the lightning

I wish I had more energy and could focus for longer periods of time

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, your a meth addict.

I wish I could swim with wild dolphins.

[partisan]

Granted but you get eaten by a giant squid.

I wish i was a quark.

[Miles]

Granted, enjoy your new look:



I wish I could walk around on all fours.

[partisan]

Is that what a quark looks like under the microscope. :p

Granted your windows are about to blown out by a government hit squad, GET DOWN!

I wish i could ride a bicycle in the desert, or in a dessert ?

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, you are riding your bike in a giant melting sundae in the middle of the Mojave... I will let you figure out which is the desert and which is the dessert.

Hint: the Nazi SS love cake.

I wish I had a brand new truck

[trialbyerror]

Granted


but

It comes in a 1000001 kit form, no instructions and 1 spanner that does not fit, oh and assembly instructions in Taiwanese :biggrin:

I wish I won the lottery jackpot of R 30 000 000 last week

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, but its not in R its in Guarani.

$1 USD = 4,615.00 Guarani

I wish I could sleep in more often.

[trialbyerror]

granted,
but you sleep until you get kissed by a frog

I wish the earth was upside down so that I would migrate North

[Miles]

Take a globe and nail it to your ceiling. Voila

I wish my roomie would wake up so I could get his half of the internet bill which is due in three hours.