Ruin you wish!!

[partisan]

Granted but you spend the whole lot on a pimp suit

I wish i was a real boy, like pinochio.

[Wade]

Granted. But with the gift of authenticity comes existential anxiety and imminent death. Congratulations!

I wish my doggy would stop jumping on the kitchen counter and eating the food I was about to eat.

[partisan]

Just a regular day then

Granted but your doggy decides to eat wade instead

I wish i was wades doggy.

[VileKyle]

Granted, but he puts you up for adoption. Hmm... I was thinking of adopting another doggy.

I wish I had penis fingers.

[partisan]

Granted but you now have a finger between your legs... the little pinky.

I wish i had an ant farm.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, you have a Fire Ant Farm... in your pants....

I wish I could recall what day of the week it is - The days are all blending into one.

[VileKyle]

Granted. Now every day is Monday for you. It's so much easier to keep track that way.

I wish I could fly.

[partisan]

Granted but batmans flying you to gotham asylum

I wish i had a kangaroo

[trialbyerror]

No you don't :biggrin: (that there, ruin's your wish)

Reason?

Sweet little owlie, he'll "jump" you to pieces... Ask Krupt! :biggrin:

I wish I had a helicopter that takes me to the farm

What an entrance that will make...

[partisan]

Granted but it lands in the centre of your living room. WHAT an entrance! :biggrin:

I wish my balcony over-looked the ocean, NOT a nasty old pub.