Ruin you wish!!

[mbennet35]

Granted but now a lot of businesses have suffered because they no longer can sell lawnmowers


I wish that I could have a coffee right now

[tavi]

Granted somebody spills scolding hot coffee in your lap.

I wish i didn't forget things.

[southbiochem]

Granted now you remember EVERYTHING YOU SEE, HEAR, TOUCH, SMELL and the heavy amount of information piling up over time drives you insane and makes you go on a murdering-suicide rampage

I wish my head could be fixed without having to see a shrink

[tavi]

Granted though have you ever heard of a labotomy :p no shrinks involved!

I wish i had free internet access forever

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, but the internet is one computer in some dark basement of the world that only has kittehs.

I wish I could sleep in once in a while....

[trialbyerror]

Granted, but your name changes to Snow white

I wish my lover old shut the hell up

[mbennet35]

Granted but now it will never make any noise ever... Silence is golden but also so lonely...


I wish that I didn't have to wake up early

[southbiochem]

Granted...somewhere else in the world it's certainly not early when you wake up.

made up my mind about something...I wish I get to see "my guy" soon so I can finally tell him...

[trialbyerror]

This is ruin your wish...

His name is lucifer, really not a nice fellow at all.....

That about stuffs it for you I shure...

I wish I was a sperm whale :biggrin:

[southbiochem]

Oh, I bet I can out do him in "not being nice" anyday

Granted you are now a late Oligocene early Pleistocene sperm whale fighting to death with your archnemesis the megalodon




I wish megalodons were not extinct